Saturday, 31 December 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!!!!!

-I have finished here... Do you have something ready?
-if I told you, this will no longer be a surprise!



¡¡FELIZ AÑO 2012!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!!!
BUON ANNO 2012!!!!

Thursday, 29 December 2011

Termas de Caracalla


-I want to build some Baths
-No, bigger
-No, bigger
-No, bigger
-No, bigger
-No, bigger


-Caracalla, someone might say you're trying to compensate for something ...



(Para saber mas, to know more... HERE)

Monday, 26 December 2011

Nothing to declare



(ENG)
- Captain... After months at sea, finally... we're in Spain!

- WTF?! Tomatoes, corn, tobacco, potatoes... every single one, an invasive species!
Everything will be confiscated!

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Piramide alimenticia



(ENG)
President
Congress-Senate
Autonomic governments
Provincial administrations
Town Councils
------------------
 YOU (paying)

Sunday, 20 November 2011

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

SUPER CAYO MARIO


---------------
(ESP)
CAYO MARIO salvo a ROMA
de su propia incapacidad.

SUPER MARIO debera hacer lo mismo
AHORA

Friday, 11 November 2011

Newspapers


-And you... How can you read the news and be so quiet?
-Because I tend to think when something happends is because everybody is idiot.
-He he he... Now everything squares!!!

Monday, 7 November 2011

DEBATE 2011 SPAIN


-And now in the DEBATE with us: The Pesimism!!!
-Hey folks! I'll be with you for the next 4 years!

Sunday, 6 November 2011

Cualquier dia... (Any day...)



-Bye Hon! See you this evening!!

-DON'T LIE TO ME!
DON'T LIE TO ME 
HERE WAS...


...YOUR MOTHER!!!

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Patent


Apple ha patentado el mejor dispositivo de la historia

--->Usar esto con nuestros productos

-¡¡Y ahora tendrás que pagar por usarlo!!
-4 Aplicaciones más disponibles

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Monday, 17 October 2011

AI


(ENG) 
-I created the artificial intelligence which must surpass the human intellect!!!!
-but.. I actually have a mortgage...
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo


Saturday, 15 October 2011

Economic model



(ITA)
 Mi scusi, signore, non vedi che la digestione di donzelle è una parte fondamentale del nostro attuale sistema economico?

(ENG) 
Excuse me, sir, you do not see that the digestion of damsels is a basic part of our current economic system?

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Hairdresser


-I'm not going to sped 30 Pound in a hair-cut I-N-M-Y-L-I-F-E

-Let's say clearly, This is not a cut, it is a retouch

(ITA)
PARRUCCHIERE

-"Mai in vita mia buttero 30 euro in un taglio di capelli"

-" Che sia chiaro: non e' un taglio di capelli, e' un ritocco"

Neutrinos


(ENG)

-Dude, if you can run faster than me (this is light) and travel to the past...
Why do you go from Switzerland to Italy?

-To evade taxes, like everybody else!

(ITA)
-Cavolo se sei piu rapido di me (la luce) e puoi andare nel passato o in giro per tutto l'universo, perche vai dalla svizzera all'italia?

-"Naturalmente per evadere le tasse, come tutti"


Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Sustainable corruption


(SPA) Ambos estaban muy felices con la aprobación de la ley de 'Corrupción Sostenible'

(ITA) Entrambi erano molto contenti, con l'approvazione della legge di 'corruzione sostenibile'

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Civilians in Syria



-Bombardeamos Libia para proteger a la poblacion civil

-Entonces... que hay de Siria?

-No he oido ese nombre en mi vida

Thursday, 8 September 2011

Sentimental value


-AS WE HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING
WE ARE SPECULATING WITH SENTIMENTAL VALUES RIGHT NOW

-SO... SELL IT